DANG BOY! DANG BOY!

lil-reina:

*wears a bag over my head*
*puts sunglasses over it*

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Lol my little sister is already acting like a little bitch and I’ve been here for not even an hour the binge drinking begins now.


I got a lil tipsy on my flight holla


*kool ad voice* I’m on a plane

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On a plane
In an airport
Sitting
Waiting
On a plane
In an airport


I’m smoking with my mom and she was tryna tell me she had bad cotton mouth and all she did was smack her lips together desperately.

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Bless my mother for putting up with me and my crazy shit.

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I’m tipsy and had to pee but left the bathroom door open cause fuck it and my mom tried to close it and I just shouted, “Like you never seen this before!” And she just closed the door and walked away.

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My mom loves Ariana Grande lol.


Uh oh grandma came in here with the see-through shirt on girl I see you tryna show out go n get it!!!

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Some old man just told me he was in jail for four days for his protection cause he has information on some important person. He also told me that he’s running for president 2016..
Crack kills

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If you’re a woman and put your money in your bra then you should invest in wallet cause that shit is nasty as hell.

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Thinking about not having to work for a week is erotic as hell.

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